Tom Catted

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013

Major Tom

A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.

My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.

by MySatellite June 30, 2019

Tom Cruise

Just plain super crazy

tom cruise is super crazy

by Kevin flet December 27, 2008

tom felton

the SEXIEST, HOTTEST,MOST AMAZING GUY ON EARTH. oh yea and di i mention he plays the famous draco malfoy in the harry potter series?

oh and he sings to in the sexiest accent you have ever heard check him out on Feltbeats!

friend- wow we have to go see harry potter again so we can stare at tom feltons sexy face

me-mmm oh yeah hes sooo HOT im gonna marry him someday ;)

by harrypotter413 July 28, 2011

Uncle Tom

A racist term often used by people to call their own race a kiss ass to white people. the use of this racist term has increased with the 2016 presidential election where there is videos on the internet which people who are not white call people who are not white uncle toms because they supported/voted Donald Trump.

any person who is not white who thinks trump is a great guy is subject to be called an uncle tom by his/her own race.

by Agerix December 29, 2016

Tom MacDonald

Former pro wrestler turned rapper. Talks about having American dreams, but is from Canada (see Kid Rock). Occasionally peddles easily debunked conspiracy theories to a gullible audience. Complains about indoctrination, but wants you to buy his album. Also has occasionally expressed transphobia. Is currently allied with another "rapper" who's complained about not being able to use slurs against black and gay people while carrying the usual conservative victim card.

"Hey! Wanna go see a Tom MacDonald concert?"

"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."

by Poisonous Mushroom May 24, 2022

tom cruise

Played Anne Rices Lestat perfectly. Much better than that Stuart Townsend hack.

Tom Cruise played the Vampire Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006