Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
by Abdellah March 10, 2012
Get the Epic Failmug. the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
Get the Roof failmug. by JFourTwenty October 20, 2010
Get the Fail-Fettimug. A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009
Get the Universal Failmug. A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022
Get the Failed Abortionmug. 1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
Get the clutch failmug.