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Wedding Fight Fuel

The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.
José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."
by synergie March 31, 2020
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Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.
Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!
by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020
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Metal Fight Beyblade

The second generation of Beyblade, before Beyblade Burst and after Explosive Shoot Beyblade. Tops of this generation are made primarily out of metal, with some plastic or rubber parts. It has four seasons, namely Pre-Hybrid Wheel, Hybrid Wheel, 4D, and Zero-G. Most Metal Fight beys have 5 parts.
Metal Fight Beyblade can be watched on YouTube.
Metal Fight Beyblade is fun to play.

Metal Fight battles are so intense!
What's your favorite Metal Fight beyblade?
by LetItRip016 October 7, 2020
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Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 16, 2018
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global snowball fight

Any situation where people around the world host a snowball fight to settle conflict.
We need a global snowball fight to achieve world peace and have fun.
by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021
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Post fight clarity

When you get in a fight but later regret or cringed at what you did.
"Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."
by Surgelumix October 14, 2021
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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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