Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.
Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!
by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020
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fighting a dirty snowman

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."
by Zulu the forth December 05, 2016
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global snowball fight

Any situation where people around the world host a snowball fight to settle conflict.
We need a global snowball fight to achieve world peace and have fun.
by Givmefweedum October 08, 2021
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Fight your barber

A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022
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Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is if your having sex with a blond girl she has to punch your cock after u cum on her eyes because she can't see so it's all white. THE GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLONDE not to be racist
I had a amazing albino cock fight with my girlfriend last night
by December 23, 2021
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Viola and Violin fight

A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.

E. g.

"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."

The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.

Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"

Person 2 "I don't know. How?"

Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"

Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"

Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"

Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022
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Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.
Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
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