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Steven Edwards

Is when you are at the point in life where you feel like the only way to succeed in life is by degrading yourself while trading sexual favors in return of feeling loved, even if it is only in your head. You are sliding down the dangerous slope of becoming transgender.
I have the Steven Edwards mentality, I need professional help.
by Chef Sis November 26, 2016
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Steven

has a bbc and knows how to use it :) all is the goat and the best at basketball.
Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
by exponentially March 28, 2022
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Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
Did Steven really assault his wife?
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022
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Steven

Steven is a skinny white kid who walks on his tippy toes and likes the black fat girl on GTA 5 in the purple shirt and beats his shrimp to her. Steven is someone who is as coordinated as a monkey high on crack.
Steven likes jumbo dildos in his butt.
by Steven's Toes September 22, 2019
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dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.
I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!
by Freesalad January 11, 2020
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.
This guy is a real steven.
by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023
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