by Macswaggerrrr September 20, 2020

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time
by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022

by Tan Tan Da Kid October 19, 2017

And to the crazy guy who explained light to me and the love of god. You will always be in my heart the day you almost squeezed my neck off.
by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*
by morting September 5, 2025

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

Number 30
When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.
When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.
Hey georgie why has dave got shit and blood all over his face. It’s ok hayl he just did a number 30 and unfortunately we haven’t got a rabbit anymore
by Royston J July 12, 2025
