by A------B April 29, 2025

by Sexydimma February 21, 2025

Martin is hot sexy but he is toxic and do graffiti everywhere HE get rejected every time but he will fine hot girl with big boob and big ass and work every Saturday and sunday
by 818notdickson November 24, 2021

bad bad and badder if u see him he has glasses and a friend called Ned don't keep him and get away!!!!
by jyuu October 25, 2017

A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".
Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"
by h1ghflyer April 22, 2024

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021
