ardent cancer

The most cancerous item existing in League of Legends

Rush Ardent cancer or ill run it down mid

by Liter boy August 26, 2017

Cancer

A super non-socialable person that tries to live with the community, but fails at doing that.

Matthew is the Ultimate Cancer in this class.

by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017

jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Cancer

BMGT 289B. What business majors do full time. Discussing power point and reading mind numbing articles on company board meetings.

Person A: God, I have business class every Wednesday for two fucking hours!

Person B: That is such cancer

by Baba Yaga 23 February 23, 2022

Cancer

You get cancer when you play bad games.

Yesterday I played CS:GO and a Russian kid was screaming in his mic. That gave me cancer

by JolleJoh September 7, 2017