Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Paint 3D

MS Paint but 3D I think

Paint 3D

by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

paint thinner

what morons stick their nose inside

dude 1-bill just hallucinated a cat humping a dog!
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day

by kumguzzlr123456 November 22, 2023