cunt-fruit

noun: euphemism for baby.

Dragging your mewling cunt-fruit around the supermarket isn't going to win you any friends.

by TEQWAR November 17, 2015

Cunt Smith

a Gynaecologist

"I saw your misses at the local Cunt Smith the other day"

by Hank2000 January 29, 2009

Cunt-drapper

An exclamation of excitement over ones favourite song.

"That new Scissor Sisters song is a real cunt-drapper!!"

by Hairyfairy October 19, 2012

cunt squad

A particularly bitchy clique who are neither liked nor popular, but seem to think they are both. usually comprised of nerds and/or stoners that think they're better than everyone else and need to get the shit beat out of them

guy 1: "that fugly bitch just flipped me off!"

guy 2: "dude, the whore's been hanging out with the techies lately. chalk another one up for the cunt squad."

by frost_wolf93 June 13, 2009

Cunt-nostril

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016

Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

cunt call

Like a collect call, only better

Operator? Yes, I'd like to make a cunt call

by chomsky66 April 18, 2008