fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster June 02, 2012

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fail hole

When someone uses business jargon that makes them sound like a complete moron.

Kevin: Well there are the known unknowns to consider....
Derek: Did you just say known unknowns? Did those words really just come out of your fail hole?

by Work Demon May 07, 2015

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sham-fail

someone you fails as bad a as the sham-wow guy, and doing something completely stupid. usually referring to females

she sham-failed when she tried to talk to a random Hispanic person for 5 mins then realized he didn't know Spanish at all.

by cemetery (seminary) sucks October 20, 2010

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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

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