kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.

There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.

by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024

Skank Tongue

That feeling on your tongue you get several hours after you give someone a bj and haven't brushed your teeth

Late in the work day on a zoom call, Jeanna noticed that she had skank tongue from her lunch hour.

by Tensharlot May 13, 2020

gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.

a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

Monkey tongue

Derogatory for African-American accent/dialect

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue

by Zion1890 June 29, 2022

catdik tongue

Upgraded human God. Ruling the futures past. Ruling the work world and every bitch in it. Sole owner of technologically advanced Sex drones inept with Person Pecker recognition.

Catdik Tongue is raised above the Wal-Mart parking lot, like Chris Angel. Like a God to reveal the latest The Pecker Reck name brand

by anonymous August 11, 2021

nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system

Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi

by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 13, 2020

Tonguing the peach

Oral sex of sorts where the pubic hair is licked as opposed to the clitoris. Amateur mistake.

He tried to go down on me. But, he was a virgin. So , He just ended up tonguing the peach. Worst oral ever!!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014