Starved Rock Country

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.

“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”

by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023

Country boy

A kinda cute guy named Jason who has a great shot and is extremely attractive

That Jason is a country boy if I’ve ever seen one

by Anonymous172727227 April 9, 2022

Country sign

When a man/women "shoots there shot"(asking out) so many times there's no chance in dating them. Just as a sign in the country, it's got tons of holes in it.

"a ol' son, she's a real country sign. You know what I mean"

by CarlHasSmallWeezer July 24, 2020

Lion Country Safari

Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.

Jim: Hey, want to go see some Ostriches at Lion Country Safari later?

Jam: Sure!

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

by Marcus wang December 11, 2018

country fucked

when you get fucked by a country boy

"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."

by was.ist.dein.lieblingsfach? March 5, 2024

Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018