cunt tree

shitty music played my hicks with cowboy hats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand that CUNT TREE music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ItsAllBeenDone March 28, 2004

tree kicker

a insult used toword a skateboarder

look at that gay ass tree kicker!

by pgo May 17, 2006

Tree Hugger

The act of a male sticking his branch up a female's woodpecker hole, and then rubbing his sap all over her face. Then waiting until the sap dries, to let the golden shower wash it away.

Did you see that Tree hugger the other day, that was insane.
Yea i loved the way they acted that out

by AHS@LUNCH June 11, 2011

Tree Climbers

Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.

wow!those are some nice tree climbers you have, can you pick me some coconuts while your up there?

by Timmy E. June 18, 2008

apple tree

a tree that grows pieces

im planting apple trees so ill never have to worry about buying zigziags

by anonomous guy from December 13, 2006

tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

by jturbo October 2, 2009

Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.

Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.

by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015