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jesse alba

That Gay skates like Jesse Alba.
by FRSHBOOB March 31, 2017
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Jesse

a huge penis that will take down all competitors and is great at fighting
Jesse is strong
by NOOB-MASTER-69 January 8, 2024
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Jesse bo Bessie

A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.
That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.
by Jack Hoffman September 25, 2023
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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.
That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog
by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021
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Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.
by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018
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Jess

Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.

She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!

Will always be there for you, no matter what.

Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best mate!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
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