by Dodgeball October 15, 2022

Jason’s are funny, dirty-minded, kind, and the type of guy you want to keep around. They can make you smile and laugh with so much as a few words. They love gaming, inside jokes, and have been through some tough times. Jason’s sometimes don't think before they say things which can insult you but they always come back and truly apologize.
by Jadexo June 13, 2022

Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.
Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’
by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
by Wazking June 23, 2023

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
by Jelly bean August 13, 2017

Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
