California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.

"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"

by Zero man February 15, 2017

California High School

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.

To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.

Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?

Bob: At the vending machine.

by Brucy :) March 29, 2021

California Title wave

When you are banging a fat chick from behind in a Hot tub while she's eating a stack of pancakes.

California title wave: I met Mary a 300 pounder, and brought her back to my place to have pig sex

by Bagetaboutit January 4, 2014

California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"

i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

California spicy roll

When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess

"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"

by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017

california land slide

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.

Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.

by yeah101 December 23, 2008

California Prairie Dog

A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.

Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.

by ebshmus September 11, 2008