by ponyjar November 25, 2022
Get the alaskan tub birthmug. by Daubinski July 16, 2017
Get the alaskan wheelchairmug. by SlothO April 12, 2020
Get the Alaskan Rodeomug. In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
by Rionox March 2, 2023
Get the Alaskan Tugmug. The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
Get the Alaskan pipelinemug. A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 26, 2020
Get the Alaskan Bobsleddersmug. Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
by ErikZona February 1, 2020
Get the Alaskan Nachosmug.