Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.

I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.

by Drletharga May 9, 2019

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow

Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA

by BIG M23 February 16, 2022

alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE June 27, 2016

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018