Pussy swinger

1: A female stripper that invites an audience member to strip her

2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them

1: Dora: so what did you do last night, Rosie?

Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger

Dora: You’re one lucky bitch

2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?

Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe

by The De-veloper June 16, 2021

Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.

My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.

by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

by Mr. Titus December 31, 2021

Shinglepoob

The act of defecating off ones roof, wiping your buttocks with a shingle, and slapping a friend in the face with said shingle.

Skyler broke my cats leg so i mounted up for the shinglepoob.

by Dr. Poob November 12, 2010

sing on my dick

To give oral sex to a male, to blow a dude

Last night that thot came over to sing on my dick. I came in like 45 seconds.

by B Rabbit 8 mile October 13, 2016

Shing Mun river

Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad

Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit

You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river

by Some guy from Hong Kong May 30, 2016

singalingual

easy way of saying that you speak one language

I am singalingual.

by scarypanda1 July 8, 2016