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Surprise Holiday Roulette

The act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.
1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
by DasBoot,DasBoot January 24, 2013
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fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit
I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise
by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021
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short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015
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Race car surprise

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!
by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010
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lol surprise balls

When she thinks you have a really nice surprise for her, but in reality, it's just your balls.... and you laugh in her face.
Kevin: Hey, Karen.... I noticed you worked really hard this week, so I got you something.

Karen: OMG, Kevin! You shouldn't ha----

Kevin: SURPRISE! (Show's Balls)

Karen: WTF, Kevin?!?!

Kevin: LOL!

Karen was not expecting to get LOL Surprise Balls from Kevin.

*See Also, Kids Toy
by BigPoppaG&TheFunkyBunch April 21, 2018
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Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)
This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.
by Zachary S. October 15, 2007
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Velveta surprise

// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.

a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.
"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."

"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."
by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012
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