Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.

I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!

by McQuiver February 6, 2010

tin roof surprise

When one's balls are covered in hot fudge and then sucked.

Bitch used all my hot fudge last night for her and Pete's tin roof surprise!

by Thirty Minute Thursday November 5, 2008

back door surprise

the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said butt hole/crack

last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it

by butt grabber11 March 16, 2009

Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

Surprise Sex

The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.

It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!

Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.

Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?

Girl: What?

Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!

by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010

Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004