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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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The Covel Steamer

Shitting in a potential romantic partner (usually a 'lady-boy' from the Bangkok variety) and then proceeding to orally consume and digest the excrement while blowing a whistle and Tyrene helicoptering. Only once the final Tyrene revolution and whistle blow is completed have you partaken in a Covel Steamer.
The Covel Steamer is defined, by Ivan Covel Steamering a Bangkok lady-boy.
by The Steamer Legend February 3, 2024
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Swinghaven Stanley Steemer

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
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avon lake steamer

When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.
God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??
by rjc1988 March 7, 2024
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southern cleveland eagle steamer

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.
Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.
by Poopfuckdickburn April 23, 2024
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The Price Hill Steamer

When one person wraps their torso (or intended body target) in plastic wrap then letting another person or persons deficate on them in that area. The shittee then receives all the heat but none of the mess.
I was in the mood for a Cleveland steamer but had plans to go out later so we settled on the Price Hill steamer. All the heat but none of the mess.
by Ol Bob does it February 21, 2026
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The Chicago steamer

The act of laying a fat steamy shit on a Portillo’s hot dog bun and your significant other eating it Chicago style.
Dave I’m feeling really hungry tonight, can you prepare the Chicago steamer tonight?
by Jpeg2436 March 7, 2026
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