Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis

My wrist slit

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

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Swamp Slit

A term used for females who have just gone through strenuous activity and they not only have swamp ass but they also are sweating profusely in the vaginal area.

"Hey Kevin, I've got swamp slit due to the massive amount of working out we did today!"

by Maggy March 6, 2004

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Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.

My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

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slitch

To sustain a serious yet insidious injury. The victim is unaware until informed by others.

The Wizard of Oz refers to "the kitchen took a slitch" which means the whole house was lifted off the ground and thrown right back to the ground after traveling some distance, (whether a real or imagined distance), by a tornado, and the extent of the damage is not really appreciated until the munchkins sing about it. "The kitchen took a slitch". During the movie, we assumed that the kitchen, in Dorothy's house was just fine, even though it had sustained the damage caused by a tornado. After all, we are American Movie Fans, and we leave our logical brains at the door. Most of us never even heard the reference to "slitch" nor, if we did hear and understand that word, nor did we ever suscribe this element of insidiousness to it, if we did understand what "slitch" meant.

by Chris Broe December 16, 2007

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