EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu

SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333

by Mahi!! February 29, 2020

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Mom’s Spaghetti

When it’s your moment to shine. This is you’re one shot. 15 minutes of fame.

Yo tobias you got this!
I know it’s my mom’s spaghetti!

by 1 da main March 16, 2020

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oh oh spaghettios

oh oh spaghettios: a soft, tired can't get it up penis.

Husband: give me a minute. It won't go in.

Wife: oh oh spaghettios

by Maliit tt April 5, 2020

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Burnt betty spaghetti

Burnt betty spaghetti is a person that is ugly and is burnt

P:OMG she is so ugly and burnt

M:lmao burnt betty spaghetti

by Meow..meow..b November 14, 2020

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Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

by ToadNipps November 29, 2020

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