son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

Son-figure

Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.

Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks

by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025

Son of a Bing

When you can't say fuck or son of a bitch...basically at church or at your kids school.

"Excuse me, sir, you left your bible in the first pew"
"Son of a Bing!!"

"You forgot about the PTA meeting last night"
"Oh...Son of a Bing!"

by ktone May 25, 2018

son goku🇮🇱

A random nigga who’s at the gym as much as discord or a nigga defined this to piss him off uses sonic stare long ahh nose dog and goku popcorn

Your such a son goku🇮🇱

by SpidermanDB11 August 5, 2024

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money

Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

by DaBeasteo March 15, 2023

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram

who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son

by literally just a toast June 6, 2024