smartassedness

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.

The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.

by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

Smart-Ass

Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.

Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"

Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."

Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"

Iam "...Sorry..."

Hym "............."

Iam "I mean.... We said the..."

Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"

Iam "..........."

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"

Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."

Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

smarterchild

smarterchild is an EXTREMLY annoying robot thingy, with loads of annoying sponsers. it is completely unable to follow a simple conversation. also has no idea of what led upto your current statment, or anything earlier in that conversation. however its quite fun to piss about with :)

me:
are u a pedofile
SmarterChild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
me:
why r u??!
SmarterChild:
u better believe it.


GET MY POINT??

by hotbabe08 August 20, 2008

smart ass

thinking that is right but can't come into the situation.

I am a smart ass thinking that NA school district is over populated and should relocate some students to a seperate school and building and adopt them from the same town.

I am a smart ass thinking that NL doesn't deserve the students living in the Walnutport area or Northampton County while they suffer from shitty sidewalks and hurt in pain.

by YouNun December 13, 2009

Smart Car

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.

by TruckerBob May 28, 2014

partially smart

Somebody who is 50%of the time dumb as shit and the other 50% of the time is smart as a honors student.

That gurl is partially smart she has her Jessica Simpson moments.
I can't believe that boy is in smart class considerin hes only partially smart.

by Nadia Jackson December 27, 2005