Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

simon

BLACK

I AM SIMON(I AM BLACK)

by simon and zinnia October 25, 2022

Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great

Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!

by Ambe_r November 1, 2022

Simone

Simone is the best name for a black girl and gives you the power to do anything

Boy: Hey Simone
Girl: Hey

by Coolgil November 12, 2022

Simonida

A girl with a heart and a soul, a girl who cries and yet is far stronger than most by keeping it as a memory. A girl whose soul is dirtied yet born so clean. Full of regret because its all she tries to be pure. Engulfed in love and sympathy. So engulfed in her own world and heart shes unearthly yet only to her own eye, but what she sees in the reflection is so greedy to herself. Forgive her heart as she already forgave ones, its deserved. Shes karmic and unique to the point theres no point in trying to understand. A pale tired unexpectable person

-Whos that?
-Thats Simonida, shes an exchange student here, I heard shes very unexpectable.

by engulfedsloth November 21, 2022

Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨

a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon

by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022