Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

by Cobbs May 11, 2006

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shark dick

The act of wraping the penis with barbed wire and then having intercoures

I'm going to impale you with my shark dick

by oldfatman418 March 11, 2010

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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton March 29, 2014

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Vid Sharking

Hitting your local video store, browsing through the new releases but buying nothing only to note down the titles you will download when you get home. Favourite sport of pirates.

Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.

Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!

Ya then we can come back and download it!

by NZOG April 02, 2010

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table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style

That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

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