The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
Get the Thirty Second Warningmug. Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011
Get the 10 second hotmug. Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
Get the 5 Second Cookmug. The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
Get the Second Floor Porchmug. (On the ski slope)
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
Get the Split Second Splitsmug. Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011
Get the Second Dump Syndromemug. AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person
by anabanana04 November 30, 2020
Get the Second Hand Personmug.