Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021

2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

good enough for seconds

A person that's good enough for seconds is tolerable or appealing enough that you would sleep with them more than once, but you wouldn't consider dating them regularly.

She's good enough for seconds and all, but fuck dating her. She's kind of a bitch.

by Lithane September 5, 2010

wait a small second

Means wait a minute like that

Mom:eating rice time!!!!
Me:wait a small second,I'm finding something.

by WOW I LIKE IT February 2, 2021

second-hand 4chan

a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site

Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan

by Copperbeard November 2, 2010

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019