Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Munchbox season

When you eat the cat/box in a colder season so it’s nice and not sweaty

“Bro, my girls coming home from college just in time for munchbox season!”

by Suck my Feng Toes! February 26, 2025

SnapBack season

A word made up by Brittany Nicole Matthews of Tx . It means when someone snaps at you ~ you snap back

Snap back season is only during summer time because it’s a heated month 🤣

Other person to you: you look fat
Me: better watch out, it’s snap back season and you don’t want me to say something back during SnapBack season you’ll get your feeling hurt for sure

by anonymous June 8, 2023

active season

Time during summer when the mandem turn up and get lit. No limits, no regrets.

Aiii u man better get read for active season

by n.nyo85 April 3, 2021

Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.

I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.

by Corndog749 January 2, 2023

The Seasoning

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.

Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"

by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010