scork

the name for a willy and scrotum

alan asks rebecca ...

''what are you doing?''

rebecca replies.

''im just polishing daniels scork''

by Johnson123456 August 2, 2009

Schockie

The word schockie is replacement word for shit (i.e.; I just took a giant schockie.)

I just took a giant schockie!

by Kevin Azurite August 23, 2011

Soule shocker

The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.

I did not want to get divorced and have her take all my money so I gave her a soule shocker

by Tim Smith October 7, 2005

Shockey

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005

Cock Shock

When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.

Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!

by Mrbridge December 18, 2013

shell shock

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

by Zeeky Baby February 25, 2008

Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.

Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....

by LEX SR July 24, 2008