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Spagettisize 

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay

Spagettihoes 

A group of women dressed revealingly in a club/public area.
There are 5 girls standing on a street corner wearing practically nothing:

Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"
Spagettihoes by 2tired2care November 10, 2009

spangletti 

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.
Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.
spangletti by Karl G. January 7, 2009

spasgettiz 

A REALLY AWESOME COOL NICE AND FUNNY GUY WHO LIKES DTEAM WORLD/JOVIAL AND SOMETHING WITH THE NAME SCOTT IN IT I FORGOT THE NAME BUT JE LIKES THE SCOTT GAY BOOK THING 💪💪💪💪
yo holy shit is that fucking spasgettiz?

thays fucking spasgettiz holy shit omg woah oh my god whay oh my god omg so cool omg OMGOMG 😆😆😆😆😆😆
spasgettiz by basilhugger September 4, 2021

Stressi Spaghessi 

When you know things will probably be ok, but you're stressed nonetheless
For example, when you're prepared for an exam but still nervous as heck
If you’re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

and your life is kinda messi

If you’re stressi spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

spaghettios 

to blow smoke rings out of a vagina during menstruation, using Kegel's exercises.
Becky blew spaghettios out of her bloody vagina to impress her potential boss, aka pimp.
spaghettios by spuncealoo July 12, 2010