self-interest

An interest decided purely on one's own decision.

I use self-interest, for example I don't want to get out of bed, it's not my interest (self-interest in action).

by badmouth June 4, 2016

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

by karl hungus February 9, 2005

Self Taught MUA

A girl that owns a set of makeup brushes and a morphe eyeshadow palette and acts like she is a beauty guru because her auntie let her do make up on her niece for a dance show once. Their makeup is usually cakey and they think they are all it. Will eventualoy put it in their bio on instagram to grt attention and make a site for their makeup looks to get customers and earn money. All of her customers are her friends that dont know any bettet themselves.

My mum just bought me the anastasia glow kit. Bitches come at me I'm a self taught MUA now!! Hater gonna hate xoxox

Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10

by toonicelol2000 May 7, 2018

Self-Potato

A slang term used to describe a woman grabbing her own breasts when she is lonely or just for fun. This term can also be referred to as “mashed potatoes”; which is the feeling of breasts when they are copped, groped or squished.

(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)

One boob feels bigger than the other when I self-potato…

by The Squirrel & The Kitty February 24, 2010

self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Self Wiped Male (SWM)

A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.

A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.

by David Meller May 9, 2007