3 day rule

The unspoken law saying you can not call a girl you just met for three days

guy 1:Are you going to call that hoe from last night back?
guy 2: I'll probably do it tonight.
guy 1: Dude, 3 day rule
guy 2: you're right what was I thinking

by darklord1147 June 11, 2007

Rule 93

It doesn't exist, but I found it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

HAY GUYS, I found rule 93 ^_^

by what is a internets? August 14, 2016

fifteen second rule

the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.

Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)

Matt: Yep, hold on.

(waiting)

(waiting)

(waiting)

Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!

by The Iron Fist January 5, 2009

Cardinal Rule

An unwritten rule, that is collectively known and abided by society as a whole.

"If one gest jumped by the Bra Boys in Maroubra's Last Goon Party, and you quickly realize that there is more than one guy, one can exclaim the cardinal rule '1-V-1', meaning the gang must give you a fighting chance, taking you on one at a time."

by bigberg June 9, 2014

Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.

Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

by comedymedders October 28, 2010

Rules Replo

The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.

Bill is such a Rules Replo, he tattled on me for doing my homework at school.

by zaduz December 7, 2007

Rule-T

Timing is Everything.

What a lame party!..Buncha losers..
"Rule-T,Yo.Shoulda come last night when the Bikini-Team was here".

by Waboa February 5, 2009