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Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.
I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?
by PrincetonBooks May 27, 2009
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wild rice

Slang term used by gay men to describe men of Southeast Asian descent. Usually Thais, Filipinos, Vietnamese. Asians of Chinese, Korean and Japanese ancestry are referred to as rice. Termis often used as code around unsuspecting straight people.
Trust me, that guy is only interested in wild rice. A six foot blonde dude like yourself doesn't stand a chance!
by rici45 March 17, 2010
mugGet the wild ricemug.

rice sock

A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.
My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.
by TPF1105 July 1, 2017
mugGet the rice sockmug.

Burnt Rice Crispie

(n.)

1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."

2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.

2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005
mugGet the Burnt Rice Crispiemug.

rice racer, PLEASE

What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
Hey Brandon, look at that Honda Civic on our asses!

HAH! RICE RACER, PLEASE!
by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008
mugGet the rice racer, PLEASEmug.

Home cooked rice

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice
by Coolleyman October 14, 2009
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Rice Bag Tits

Saggy tits that hang low and look like rice bags
God that Sofie has rice bag tits
by !!!!xoxoxoxoxoxoxox September 21, 2016
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