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Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.
Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.
by already there August 18, 2023
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redneck song

A song that fits White-Americans, a.ka. Rednecks. One example is Cotton Eye Joe. The most recognized redneck song since 1995.
Redneck 1: Hey, Joe, ever heard of that one song?
Redneck 2: Sure, of course I have, Jim! Don't know why they call it the redneck song.
by iranoutofideas724 September 9, 2023
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Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
by CSD02 November 27, 2021
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Redneck

Someone who lives in a swamp in Alabama and cooks food in a bathtub.
Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 5, 2021
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Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
by Falkowitz December 8, 2020
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Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.
This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.
by DenSum December 25, 2020
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Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020
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