A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
by little_wing December 5, 2017
Get the meat poutine mug.Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 4, 2019
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When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants
Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since
by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019
Get the The Putang Pinch mug.The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.
by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019
Get the The putang punch mug.Act or acts of people puking on demand for pleasure or empty oneself of drugs to ingest drugs again.
Hey where did you go?
"O ya i was Paul Puking. Its something i fuck with hard now. Mi butt buddy Rodney got me into it."
"O ya i was Paul Puking. Its something i fuck with hard now. Mi butt buddy Rodney got me into it."
by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020
Get the Paul Puking mug.Without want or interest in the gentle influences of time over matter. A rejection of the old, in favour of the new.
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Derived from puppy kicking.
When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Derived from puppy kicking.
When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.
Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023
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