Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

by poosang November 5, 2014

Potatocide

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.

"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."

by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015

Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

by noodletown October 28, 2015

Potatoish

Adj. Joking term to describe ones self or others as round, funny looking, or potato shaped. Can also be used as a flirtatious term for someone you like, usually when you are trapped in the friend zone.

Boy: What do you think of yourself? Beautiful, sexy, smart?
Girl: Potatoish
Boy: Potatoish? Thats okay, i like potatos.

by TWillits April 10, 2016

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016