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Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.
Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"
by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012
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Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
by BentheGod October 7, 2020
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poo pusher

Too Push Poo Inside someones anal passage with your penis
by Rob February 18, 2003
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Chi-poo-poo

(Pronounced shuh-poo-poo)

Nickname for the city of Chicago Illinois. Also known as "Chipoopytown" and "Chi-poo-pooland"
Chi-poo-poo references the high levels of pollution in the Chicago River, Lake Michigan, and other Chicago waterways. Also relates to the foul sewage stench which fills the Chicago streets every summer.
Guy #1: Hey let's take a road trip to Chi-poo-poo. I hear they are dying the river green for St. Patrick Day.

Guy#2: You mean they are dying the river a different shade of green.
by Bart Finkle February 11, 2010
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poo dollar

You wrap a poo or chewed up chocolate in a doller bill so you can only see the dollar and wait for people to pick it up. When they do, they soon relize there is a poo in the dollar. Some people put the dollar back or throw it away and some take the dollar with them. If the person takes the dollar you yell POO DOLLAR at them.
PERSON 1: Ew there's shit in this dollar but I'll still take it anyway.
PERSON 2: POO DOLLAR!!
by onaebla June 26, 2006
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Poo Pocket

Your anal cavity. Also see anus
How did that fit through your poo pocket?
by Shawn Maglicic June 24, 2005
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Moist poo

1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.

2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
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