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phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"
by D. Gould December 28, 2005
mugGet the phone monkeymug.

smell phone

The next generation of cell phones, but they will smell good.
"Dude Tom just got the new smell phone."
"Now way, I want to go get one.
Smell phones are so sweet."
by Jay Giddens July 14, 2010
mugGet the smell phonemug.

Phone Boy

A male smartphone. MePhone4 is a prime example of this.
MePhone4 is a phone boy at his finest.
by QueenieAUbaek September 30, 2019
mugGet the Phone Boymug.

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.
JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.
by Darnville February 4, 2021
mugGet the nokia phonesmug.

fogel phone

When your cellphone vibrates and you press a button to see what's going on, and see all it wanted to do was tell you the time.
Dude, my phone just pulled off a fogel phone.
by MetroDyne August 6, 2010
mugGet the fogel phonemug.

Guy-phone

slang term referring to apple product iphone.
Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"

Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."

Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011
mugGet the Guy-phonemug.

death by phone

Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
by Hannah Lenzz June 19, 2010
mugGet the death by phonemug.

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