A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
by D. Gould December 28, 2005

"Dude Tom just got the new smell phone."
"Now way, I want to go get one.
Smell phones are so sweet."
"Now way, I want to go get one.
Smell phones are so sweet."
by Jay Giddens July 14, 2010

by QueenieAUbaek September 30, 2019

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.
by Darnville February 4, 2021

When your cellphone vibrates and you press a button to see what's going on, and see all it wanted to do was tell you the time.
by MetroDyne August 6, 2010

Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"
Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."
Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."
Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011

Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
by Hannah Lenzz June 19, 2010
