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war pony 

The uncommon name for a fire breathing unicorn. The war ponies were all native to Transylvania but then Travis's family slaughtered most of the breed. The few that were spared were dehorned and robbed of their fire breathing ability. Today they are known as the common horse.
Tim: I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything but unicorns kick ass.

Sally: Well you definately sound gay. If you would have said a War Pony kicks ass then I would have totally let you bone me.
war pony by Mrs. A January 15, 2009

penny lady 

A lady who walks around stores such as pick n save with the sole purpose to collect pennies.
I just threw a penny at the penny lady and she picked it up.
penny lady by DaVx0r October 8, 2003

Pony-kicked

The unexpected very strong high from weak marijuana; getting unusually drunk from fewer drinks than usual, very surprisingly.
Dude, Matt's on the floor already? Yeah, that Jack really pony-kicked him. What a pussy.

Want another hit? No, dog, I'm pony-kicked on this shit, what the funk?
Pony-kicked by MJAMJA September 15, 2006
someone who copies or does everything someone does
lol you such a peon james
peon by dareal666 January 3, 2019

wrinkeled penny 

A nothern term used to describe an asshole
Yeah man melinda let me hit her wrinkeled penny last night
wrinkeled penny by lonestar September 29, 2004

dog pony 

A person that yells out any random word or sentence during a game of Taboo.
It's a dog!No,no, it's a pony!Wait,no,DOG PONY!Dog pony?!
dog pony by dabrainer April 14, 2005