Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019

Patrick

Ren’s sexy boyfriend.

Wassup Patrick?

by RatLeeIn April 20, 2022

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Patrick Peeper

Someone who looks through your bedroom window while you sleep.

Last night I caught a Patrick Peeper looking through my bedroom window

by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Pulling A Patrick

When you eat so much ass you hurt your feet.

Bob: What's up with D'Vonn over there?
Tylnn: Oh yeah he was Pulling A Patrick over the weekend

by holyyahoo January 26, 2022