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Platticus

A combover mixed with an enormous amount of hair gel.
When Cody walked in with the gay streaked Platticus, we realized that his Snooki-like complexion was not very smart and was gearing up for his next strip tease.
by adminboy2011 April 8, 2011
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plattribution

The polar opposite of plagiarism; rather than taking credit for someone else's content, it is the act of attributing original content to someone who did not create it.

Also, riding on another's fame to publish content under that person's name.
Martin Luther King Jr never commented on the loss of thousands in contrast to the death of one. It is a plattributious quote by some internet user.

The plattribution of twitter content to historical characters has become a plague in recent years as the youth have become increasingly disconnected with historical fact.

Sample plattributions:

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." - Martin Luther King, Jr

"People believe anything they read on the internet if it fits their preconceived notions." -Thomas Jefferson.
by atomantic May 26, 2011
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Platypossum

holy crap that platypossum is insane!
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Platterz

Platterz or Platty:

Abbreviation for the word 'Platform'. Used by divers worldwide for platform diving and competitions.
Diver 1: "Are you competing Platterz?"
Diver 2: " No because last week i went splatty on platterz.
by diverfosho October 24, 2011
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Pattybear

A cute guy that looks gay but isn't. He resembles a cuddly cute teddy bear.
I'm not sure if that's a Pattybear or a gay guy.
by fishstickles August 1, 2011
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Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
by DrDreidel March 13, 2012
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patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014
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