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pepsi

a little fake bitch thinking they're all that when everyone hates her
OMG that girl who's spreading rumors is such a pepsi...
by sheniqua April 28, 2006
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Passive top

A homosexual man that penetrates his partner, then just lies on top dead weight, until climax.
Dave was ok at first until I found out he was a passive top. He just lay there while I did the worm.
by Lil ant with the big dick September 27, 2018
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White passing

Used when someone, usually a non-binary AFAB with blue hair and a septum piercing, who is self diagnosed with autism, needs more oppression points, or is trying to win a Facebook argument
“Nice assumptions… I’m actually white passing because my great great great grand mothers cousins great grandfather was from South Africa
by AutismoExpress August 20, 2022
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passive progressive

the act of helping out a situation towards the positive; moving people/situations forward in a positive way from the 'sidelines'. Helping out your friends or family without being completely obvious about it.
Shelly really was being passive progressive when she paid extra money towards rent without being asked when I was sick last month with the flu and missed all that work. She's the best!
by constantmusic June 6, 2009
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Pessimistic Penelope

A girl who always thinks things will turn out for the worse.
KPF: "My uniform got stained with gum but I think it will vanish overnight."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."
by xenophyler December 14, 2010
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Pessimistic

Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”

“NO”
by wendywendywendy111 September 17, 2021
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Pessimist

If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.

Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."

Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"

Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"

Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐

Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"

Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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