Rice Pattie

Any garage that specializes in customizing rice rockets.

Rice patties are a good place to look for pimped out rice rockets.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008

biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 25, 2010

PITTER PATTER

Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.

(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!

by The Shocker April 19, 2006

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a sexy young 26 year old actor(2012) He played very well in his first movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And even better in the Twilight saga. Some people call him horrible, pale and a gay man. But to my opinion he is such a wonderful person.

Robert Pattinson is an British Londoner. Robert continued to go through his movies such as:
Vanity Fair

The Haunter Airman

Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

The Bad Mother Handbook

How to be

Twilight

The summer house

Little Ashes

Water for Elephants
Bell Ami
And a couple more.
Everyone has their obsessions, mine just happens to be this British Actor. Keep your opinions to yourself. Everyone gets a say.

He has a great smile with what looks like pure bleached teeth. He has a lovely laugh, and he is sooooooooo sexy...........
Well just to let you know.

YOU GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE HES MINE.
HAHA

Robert Pattinson Lover: HE IS SO CUTE.
Robert Pattinson Hater: HE IS A PALE FREAK.
Me: PFFT. Taylor Launter is way better.~Sacasm~
Robert Pattinson Lover: Hmm. Okay!
Me: >:) ALL MINE HE'S ALL MINE.
*Coughs*

by MrsGreenPattinsonSpelling Nerd September 30, 2012

Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

St. Patty's Day Fatty

a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!

On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

by Token Asian March 17, 2010