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Frosted Oreo

A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.
"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"
by anonymous August 24, 2025
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Kroger Brand Oreos

Bob - Hey, dude, I got some kroger brand oreos in my lunchbox!
Steve - There's a drug dog behind you. Loljk.
by Donttellyourteacher May 9, 2011
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pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
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moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.
"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"
by MyEggrole May 28, 2016
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chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.
"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"
by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017
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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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Double stuffed oreo

The act in which two black males take a shit in a women's vagina then fuck her at the same time
Janet wanted to try something more dirty than usual during sex, so she called her closet black friends to give her a double stuffed oreo
by Aneeta bush December 24, 2017
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