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Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
by Badass204 September 25, 2019
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Puppy poking

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.
by Macknoel November 20, 2009
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Puppy Hugger

when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool
A: Yea my friends a real Puppy Hugger

B: what does that mean?

A: they love dogs
by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022
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Discord Puppies

by LXXLoveRoulette August 14, 2023
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Private Puppy

1)Imaginary vagina
2) Something used to piss Ashes off.
Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o
by Snipir October 19, 2008
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Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢
“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies
by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022
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puppy love

THE LOVE BETWEEN A PREDATOR FEMALE AND THE PREY MALE WHICH MOSTLY ENDS IN THE PUP GETTING EATEN UP ..

caution ! this type of love is very dengorous for the he's and very much fun em her's so being a pup can be good but being a prey is not
yeah ...yeah ... he became the trap of puppy love .

she likes puppy love as she can hunt down cute pups .
by puppy love me 99 December 13, 2024
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