Bearded Box

(n)- slang for vagina

Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...

You are such a bearded box!

Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.

by CockStov January 29, 2012

vent box

A person who people go to talk to constantly to complain or ask for advice but never actually gets to speak their own mind or share opinions. They are used as a box to put problems in and never hear a word back from.
They're usually introverted and to shy to speak out, if they're not and they do speak out they'll either be ignored, ridiculed, or outright insulted for doing so.

Stacy: "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUTUBE REWIND THIS YEAR! OR THESE RACIST POSTS!"
Vent box: "Stacy Youtube is a corporation, and they're basically giving out free money, why is this one video a problem? Also those posts are from black people IN Africa complain-"
Stacy: "OH I GUESS YOU KNOW BETTER HUH!? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A FRIEND. I'M DONE LISTENING TO YOUR RANTING FOR THE DAY JESUS!"

by Shishitron1000 June 08, 2019

Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

by leoflat October 09, 2014

powder box

Cocaine in my vagina.To smuggle drug cocaine in my vagina also known as my box.

Last week I made a lot of money using my powder box.

by dirtytheo January 05, 2016

Trolley boxed

An adjective to describe the state one ends up in when they totally inebriated or intoxicated.

Suzie was so trolley boxed last night she swapped her Nokia 3310 for a Bacardi Breezer and a half eaten kebab.

by Chaserton September 17, 2022

box-freeze

losing the ability to talk, move and think coherently when you see a naked woman.

When Harry saw her naked for the first time he got a massive case of box-freeze and couldn't do a thing.

by Shadow84 September 26, 2011

box of rocks

a box full of rocks

box of rocks

by the cooler penguin27 October 08, 2020