Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 05, 2024
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 06, 2021
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Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it
by King Renzo January 23, 2021
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cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.
Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.
by Just Dirty March 09, 2016
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keyboard cleaning

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 24, 2023
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Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around
Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”
by rhyparography July 16, 2021
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