Noah

The biggest Retard you’ll ever meet. Complete fuck up. And he has a tiny penis.

Brandon: Fuck you Noah you fucking retard!

by Smallman57 June 18, 2020

noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.

Why are you such a noah

by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022

Noah

Noah is a very socially awkward woman. Noah is the type to lick someones feet and call it a day. He is in love with men and loves to play Fortnite.

Noah is trash at everything he does

by Noah de botiana September 28, 2020

Noah

Okay this isn't a definition, but some of these are actually really true to me. Except the girls liking you.

Noah: yeah most of this shit is relatable

by Haha69lol November 8, 2021

Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.

"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"

by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023

noah schnapp

hottest man alive.

look at this picture of noah schnapp 🥵

by n+a June 23, 2022

noah bell

A person who acts crazily and eats ass. this crackhead also has an ugly girlfriend.

show me dah wae

that guy is such a noah bell omg!

by melodix May 6, 2018