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Square Bitch

That's a bitch who's either too oblivious to know or too scared to try out most of the kinkier and more adventurous activities in life that she actually would love to do if she knew how to and/or was more bold and honest with herself about her true desires. She'll also usually either publicly or privately criticise people who are more adventurous and daring than she is, which in fact is a ploy she uses to disguise her jealousy.
Gary: Can you believe Laura totally made up the story of Jake hitting on her?
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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On the Square

A Freemasonic term based on the square level used by ancient & modern stone masons. According to "Encyclopedia of Freemasonry, Vol II, Albert Mackey" the meaning of the square is:

"... In Freemasonry, it is a symbol of morality. This is its general signification, and is applied in various ways: 1. It presents itself to the neophyte as one of the three great lights; 2. To the Fellow-Craft as one of his working tools; 3. To the Master Mason as the official emblem of the Master of the Lodge" (Enc. of Freemasonry Vol II, Albert Mackey pp. 708)

Thus, the term "on the square" is much the same as "squared away," or "fair and square." To talk to a person "on the square" means to talk in a blunt and straightforward manner, as not to beat around the bush.
Let's talk 'on the square' (to speak candidly, bluntly, and in a straightforward manner)
by SerenityJosh February 27, 2025
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E.D. squared

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.
Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.
by SJL123 August 13, 2020
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You acting square

When you get mad over something that is not all the serious
by You square June 17, 2016
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Square root of 2

1.414...
Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time
by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021
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Square Hunting

A rigorouros and depesarte act of scavenging used cigarettes off the floor of the streets. It is mainly done by desperate minors with no connections to buy tobbaco and people from Romania. People who do this activty drag thier friends into doing this while risking the humiliation. It is a very nasty task and you will eventually get gharnarhea in the mouth.
"Andrei stop square hunting"

"Nah dog, I need my toabbaco... WOOF WOOF"
by Brendan Oniell October 11, 2012
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square

A slang word for person, usually being knit
by joe scrub January 24, 2007
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